Piblikrowjabgepbogdimkab is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, idiotic alligator.

Piblikrowjabgepbogdimkab created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Piblikrowjabgepbogdimkab, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Piblikrowjabgepbogdimkab, it will be mildly annoyed.

Piblikrowjabgepbogdimkab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Piblikrowjabgepbogdimkab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Remain bowed during prayer.

3. Always treat cats with great respect.

4. Never speak of balance in the presence of children.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching platinum.