Quamfaglinvil is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, conceited faun.

Quamfaglinvil created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Quamfaglinvil, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Quamfaglinvil, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Quamfaglinvil's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Quamfaglinvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always maintain humility during holy days.

4. Always help snails.

5. Quamfaglinvil must be the most important thing in your life.