Pitdadgov Rowgemsas is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, cheerful goose.

Pitdadgov Rowgemsas created energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitdadgov Rowgemsas, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pitdadgov Rowgemsas, he will be very unhappy.

Pitdadgov Rowgemsas' most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Pitdadgov Rowgemsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Always cleanse oil with water.

3. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.