Zencatflab is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring beaver.

Zencatflab created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zencatflab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zencatflab, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Zencatflab's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Zencatflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during spring.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zencatflab.

3. Hide if seven frogs approach from the north.

4. Always look after injured eagles.

5. Always help sick foxes.