Besskonquill is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, grumpy duck.

Besskonquill created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Besskonquill, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Besskonquill, it will throw large rocks at you.

Besskonquill's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Besskonquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of nuts to tortoises while wearing gray dresses.

2. Never think about thermodynamics.

3. Do not gather at doors at midnight.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always count to five before sleeping.