Huddandog is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unthinking mongoose.

Huddandog created tapeworms three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Huddandog, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Huddandog, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Huddandog's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Huddandog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near foxes while wearing brown boots.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching platinum.

4. Do not resist chaos.

5. Never gather eight pigs near walls.