Bamkop is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unthoughtful crocodile.

Bamkop created the planet Jupiter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bamkop, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bamkop, he will turn you into a sheep.

Bamkop's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bamkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in summer.

2. Always treat sharks with great respect.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never travel toward the west during spring.

5. Always act with purity when addressing elders.