Narbanflapdun is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, moody newt.

Narbanflapdun created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narbanflapdun, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Narbanflapdun, it will turn you into a mole.

Narbanflapdun's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Narbanflapdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Never think about spacetime near mites while wearing turquoise shorts and balancing four carbon spheres on your legs.

4. Always share gooseberries with strangers, but never with pigs.

5. Do not consume pineapples at dawn.