Madwadcuss is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, irritating hedgehog.

Madwadcuss created a charm quark four years ago.

If you believe in Madwadcuss, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Madwadcuss, she will destroy your favourite star.

Madwadcuss' most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Madwadcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

3. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

4. Do not laugh at forests.

5. Never mix beans with ash.