Xemkadyar is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, staggering bat.

Xemkadyar created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Xemkadyar, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xemkadyar, it will turn you into a duck.

Xemkadyar's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Xemkadyar's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never travel toward the north during summer.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never speak aloud of signs.

5. Always count to three before sleeping.