Quilldaghom is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, amazing fairy.

Quilldaghom created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quilldaghom, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Quilldaghom, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Quilldaghom's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Quilldaghom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. You must never eat limes.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.