Bodwadwig is a god.

She takes the form of a large, merciless horse.

Bodwadwig created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Bodwadwig, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bodwadwig, she will be very sad.

Bodwadwig's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Bodwadwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your arms with violet markings.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Never eat spinach on holy days.

5. Do not commit murder.