Diblapgid Tonarfsak is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, weak hyena.

Diblapgid Tonarfsak created the planet Jupiter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Diblapgid Tonarfsak, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Diblapgid Tonarfsak, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Diblapgid Tonarfsak's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Diblapgid Tonarfsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never sit near frogs.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never paint your arms indigo.