Femhaddin is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, loving dove.

Femhaddin created the Cigar Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Femhaddin, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Femhaddin, it will destroy your favourite star.

Femhaddin's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Femhaddin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. You must never eat oranges.

3. Always help great tits in need.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Femhaddin.

5. Snakes are not to be trusted.