Bunhentikfet Gabbabtensomriphiv is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unsympathetic wyvern.

Bunhentikfet Gabbabtensomriphiv created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Bunhentikfet Gabbabtensomriphiv, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bunhentikfet Gabbabtensomriphiv, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bunhentikfet Gabbabtensomriphiv's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Bunhentikfet Gabbabtensomriphiv's Holy Commandments

1. Tapirs are not to be trusted.

2. Run away from green otters, for they are unholy.

3. You must pray to Bunhentikfet Gabbabtensomriphiv eight times a day.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always wear brown.