Lintailxin is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, smart tapir.

Lintailxin created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lintailxin, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Lintailxin, he will throw large rocks at you.

Lintailxin's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Lintailxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Lintailxin loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.