Japminlip Vidbongan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, staggering swan.

Japminlip Vidbongan created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Japminlip Vidbongan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Japminlip Vidbongan, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Japminlip Vidbongan's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Japminlip Vidbongan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine dolphins approach from the east.

2. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.

3. Always wear plain hats during rituals.

4. Do not prepare gooseberries while filled with joy.

5. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Japminlip Vidbongan on top of important buildings.