Bodlarntif Nartzogloop Linspaggof is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ruthless fox.

Bodlarntif Nartzogloop Linspaggof created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodlarntif Nartzogloop Linspaggof, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bodlarntif Nartzogloop Linspaggof, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bodlarntif Nartzogloop Linspaggof's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bodlarntif Nartzogloop Linspaggof's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Bodlarntif Nartzogloop Linspaggof loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

3. Worship no other gods but Bodlarntif Nartzogloop Linspaggof.

4. Never talk about eukaryotes.

5. Never run in the presence of tortoises.