Pinfarlarpwodjinkemsugtonk is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, confident chinchilla.

Pinfarlarpwodjinkemsugtonk created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinfarlarpwodjinkemsugtonk, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pinfarlarpwodjinkemsugtonk, she will turn you into a tree.

Pinfarlarpwodjinkemsugtonk's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Pinfarlarpwodjinkemsugtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Erect six tin sculptures of Pinfarlarpwodjinkemsugtonk on top of important buildings.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink alcohol.