Sisbitnut Bimlibfly is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, irritating elephant.

Sisbitnut Bimlibfly created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisbitnut Bimlibfly, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sisbitnut Bimlibfly, it will be very sad.

Sisbitnut Bimlibfly's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Sisbitnut Bimlibfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. Do not name children after moths.

3. Never wear indigo skirts on sacred days.

4. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.

5. Always cleanse oil with water.