Dusspagban is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, omnipotent wombat.

Dusspagban created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dusspagban, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dusspagban, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Dusspagban's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Dusspagban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.

4. Always cleanse oil with water.

5. Do not commit murder.