Ruttdussquaf Getwodlib Listnarlbem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, benevolent mole.

Ruttdussquaf Getwodlib Listnarlbem created life seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttdussquaf Getwodlib Listnarlbem, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ruttdussquaf Getwodlib Listnarlbem, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Ruttdussquaf Getwodlib Listnarlbem's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Ruttdussquaf Getwodlib Listnarlbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dark matter.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about thermodynamics.

5. Run away if three mites approach from the north.