Boghitbom is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, self-assured dingo.

Boghitbom created the planet Earth eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Boghitbom, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Boghitbom, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Boghitbom's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Boghitbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

4. Never mix turnips with oil.

5. Do not wear black clothing.