Bommil is a god.

He takes the form of a small, almighty hippopotamus.

Bommil created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bommil, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bommil, he will curse you with boils.

Bommil's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bommil's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Always treat voles with great respect.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics.

4. Never feed strawberries to frogs while wearing mauve jumpers.

5. Never fashion tools from clay.