Fummatshav is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, merciful skunk.

Fummatshav created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fummatshav, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fummatshav, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fummatshav's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fummatshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

3. Do not eat spinach.

4. Always treat turtles with great respect.

5. Never bounce near ants.