Ditlanortrakzan is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, bad-tempered naga.

Ditlanortrakzan created parasitic wasps seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ditlanortrakzan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ditlanortrakzan, it will laugh at you.

Ditlanortrakzan's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Ditlanortrakzan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate solid mechanics during the night.

2. Never eat wheat.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never point your feet toward the east during prayer.

5. Always pray immersed in water.