Fudvonkgil is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, able gorilla.

Fudvonkgil created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudvonkgil, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Fudvonkgil, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fudvonkgil's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Fudvonkgil's Holy Commandments

1. Fudvonkgil loves snails, so they must be respected.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching silicon.

3. Never paint your face white.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.