Yarjigapp is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sage sheep.

Yarjigapp created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Yarjigapp, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yarjigapp, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Yarjigapp's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Yarjigapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

2. Never mention porpoises.

3. Never wear violet rings.

4. Do not take Yarjigapp's name in vain.

5. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.