Butwaptettidosslan is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, awe-inspiring deer.

Butwaptettidosslan created the Sun seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butwaptettidosslan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Butwaptettidosslan, it will turn you into a worm.

Butwaptettidosslan's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Butwaptettidosslan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick great tits.

2. Always help geese.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Never hurt foxes.

5. Never mark doors with violet.