Wipyakpod is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, thoughtless squirrel.

Wipyakpod created humanity five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipyakpod, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wipyakpod, she will torture you forever.

Wipyakpod's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Wipyakpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not jump at forests.

3. Wipyakpod loves horses, so they must be honoured.

4. Remain prostrate during prayer.

5. Never play with disobedient children.