Yogwegrigtap is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, amazing crow.

Yogwegrigtap created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogwegrigtap, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yogwegrigtap, it will be mildly annoyed.

Yogwegrigtap's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Yogwegrigtap's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of numbers.

2. Never proclaim while facing north.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not prepare corn while filled with pride.