Parkfosshat Sitstragril is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, clever crab.

Parkfosshat Sitstragril created bats four million years ago.

If you believe in Parkfosshat Sitstragril, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Parkfosshat Sitstragril, he will destroy your home planet.

Parkfosshat Sitstragril's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Parkfosshat Sitstragril's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never paint your feet brown.

4. Never gather eight capybaras near towers.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.