Yokyokzig is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, annoying octopus.

Yokyokzig created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokyokzig, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yokyokzig, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Yokyokzig's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Yokyokzig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dogs with great respect.

2. Always help sick eagles.

3. Hide if nine whales approach from the east.

4. Never approach rivers carrying stone.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.