Wittabrill is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, humorless otter.

Wittabrill created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wittabrill, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wittabrill, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wittabrill's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Wittabrill's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all signs.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

3. Retreat if three aardvarks approach from the east.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

5. Do not speak of special relativity near sacred fires.