Bembogtan is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, boastful badger.

Bembogtan created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bembogtan, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bembogtan, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bembogtan's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Bembogtan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bembogtan.

2. Always remove skirts before entering holy places.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.