Flownanflig is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, witty fish.

Flownanflig created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flownanflig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flownanflig, it will be very unhappy.

Flownanflig's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Flownanflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always cleanse ash with water.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never write about enzymes.