Armkondag is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, moody skunk.

Armkondag created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Armkondag, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Armkondag, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Armkondag's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Armkondag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

3. Never stain your feet with black.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.