Raksogjin is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, two-faced frog.

Raksogjin created dark energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Raksogjin, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Raksogjin, she will laugh at you.

Raksogjin's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Raksogjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips on days of mourning.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.

4. Never travel toward the north during winter.

5. Shun those given to cruelty.