Yikmobfencutbafmiflist is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, all-knowing duck.

Yikmobfencutbafmiflist created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikmobfencutbafmiflist, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yikmobfencutbafmiflist, she will turn you into a dog.

Yikmobfencutbafmiflist's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Yikmobfencutbafmiflist's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Worship no other gods but Yikmobfencutbafmiflist.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yikmobfencutbafmiflist.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.