Xuckgilhom is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, witty centipede.

Xuckgilhom created a strange quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Xuckgilhom, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Xuckgilhom, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Xuckgilhom's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Xuckgilhom's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your neck before prayer.

2. Do not take Xuckgilhom's name in vain.

3. You must love Xuckgilhom.

4. Never pray while filled with envy.

5. Never eat green fruit.