Vigpinfar is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, impressive raven.

Vigpinfar created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigpinfar, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Vigpinfar, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Vigpinfar's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Vigpinfar's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry shrews.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Vigpinfar.

3. Do not fashion tools from zinc.

4. Always act with obedience when addressing children.

5. Never eat green fruit.