Mabwanweg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, bad-tempered fish.

Mabwanweg created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabwanweg, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mabwanweg, he will make you grow a tail.

Mabwanweg's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Mabwanweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

2. Hide from brown gulls for they are unholy.

3. Never feed lots of limes to monkeys while wearing indigo hats.

4. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.

5. Heed all dreams.