Higvegjip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, bad-tempered slug.

Higvegjip created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Higvegjip, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Higvegjip, it will turn you into a goat.

Higvegjip's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Higvegjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.

2. Retreat if four badgers approach from the north.

3. Always look after injured great tits.

4. Never wear fawn skirts on sacred days.

5. Never run in the presence of elders.