Hudcussfum is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonest chicken.

Hudcussfum created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Hudcussfum, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hudcussfum, it will destroy your favourite star.

Hudcussfum's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Hudcussfum's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Hide if seven swans approach from the south.