Ligdinnak is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, smart dog.

Ligdinnak created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligdinnak, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ligdinnak, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Ligdinnak's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Ligdinnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross mountains at dusk.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always cleanse water with water.

5. Never gather five moths in one place.