Midtagsab is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, emotional naga.

Midtagsab created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Midtagsab, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Midtagsab, she will jump up and down on your head.

Midtagsab's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Midtagsab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four tapirs approach from the north.

2. Do not record numbers concerning nebulae.

3. Never feed grapes to mites while wearing ear rings.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never write about thermodynamics.