Bonkyartbif is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unselfish hummingbird.

Bonkyartbif created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bonkyartbif, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bonkyartbif, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bonkyartbif's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bonkyartbif's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

2. Feed all hungry swans.

3. Do not consume garlic at dawn.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always cleanse oil with water.