Voncunrut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonest warg.

Voncunrut created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Voncunrut, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Voncunrut, he will make you grow a tail.

Voncunrut's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Voncunrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Put Voncunrut first in all things.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not wear boots marked with gray.