Bafmigbest is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, flying crow.

Bafmigbest created the Small Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafmigbest, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bafmigbest, she will curse you with boils.

Bafmigbest's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bafmigbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning dwarf planets.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Always look after injured tortoises.

5. Bafmigbest loves shrews, so they must be honoured.