Zimyikcet is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, thoughtless centaur.

Zimyikcet created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimyikcet, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Zimyikcet, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Zimyikcet's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Zimyikcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not consume nuts at dawn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Never feed onions to seals while wearing white skirts.

4. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.