Stiknuthun is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, conceited gerbil.

Stiknuthun created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiknuthun, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Stiknuthun, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Stiknuthun's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Stiknuthun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

2. Remain bowed during prayer.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not kill eagles.