Hamjonlib is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, two-faced cobra.

Hamjonlib created vertebrates three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hamjonlib, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hamjonlib, he will throw large rocks at you.

Hamjonlib's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Hamjonlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Erect four nickel sculptures of Hamjonlib on top of important buildings.

3. Always store lentils above ground.

4. Always look after injured cats.

5. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.