Nilljarnsin is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, intelligent dragonfly.

Nilljarnsin created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Nilljarnsin, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nilljarnsin, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Nilljarnsin's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nilljarnsin's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove tights before touching tin.

2. Worship no other gods but Nilljarnsin.

3. Do not contemplate dark matter during the night.

4. Never wear green kilts on sacred days.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.